What a surprise it was to me when I realized that all three of those ideas can be summed up into one post... nay, into one word.
CHOCOLATE.
You all are probably like - whaaaaaaaaat?! - but really. Chocolate is the answer to all of those.
A normal day in my life... I said yesterday that if I wrote about my typical day, you all would be put to sleep. But I left one thing out of my monotonous typical day, and that is the fact that every day I am asking someone(s) somewhere(s) for chocolate. No one is safe from being asked the "Do you have any chocolate...?!?!?" question. No one. Not even my boss. There are even rumors that certain person(s) can tell that I am going to ask for chocolate just by looking at my facial expression.
And if that person has the chocolate which my heart so lovingly desires...
Survival mode! |
...and if there is no chocolate to be found...
RAGE. |
What I'm thinking for Lent... So, it probably doesn't come as a surprise that like last year, I am once again giving up chocolate for Lent, among some other things I have yet to decide to add/subtract from my daily life. I've actually done this for a couple of years now, and I've survived. Barely. The first couple of weeks are the hardest. Then the next few are spent dreaming of Anthony Thomas chocolate bunnies. And by then, it's Holy Week so I just offer it up because we're so close to getting my chocolate back the celebration of Jesus' resurrection! In truth, giving up chocolate helps me work on the always elusive virtue of self-control/temperance while also giving me an opportunity to offer it up for some real life actual prayer needs as opposed to my insane chocolate cravings.
So, on Mardi Gras, you can bet that this will be me...
Squirrel! (see what I did there?!)
And then me the next day...
My must-have food item... I mean, is the answer not chocolate for some person in the world? I just don't understand how it could be something other than chocolate. Ever. I bake with it. I have it for breakfast. I melt it in my warm milk. I would use it as a condiment if I could. It is its own food group, as it should be.
So, I'm curious. If someone asked you to write about those three things, would you be able to sum it all up with one word?
I can sum it up in three.
Oh man. Especially during a certain time of the month, nobody gets between me and my chocolate.
ReplyDeleteYes to that statement. Except well, the whole month for me.
DeleteAhhh I love this! You are so clever to wrap the three in one! And yes, amen amen - chocolate. So so good. I could eat chocolate for every meal of the day, too. We always laugh about that I Love Lucy episode! Thanks for delivering ;)
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